Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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