Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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