she was so not down for the gang bang
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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