Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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