I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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