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I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy

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(248): I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy http://tfl.nu/0s17

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She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.

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(330): She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning. http://tfl.nu/zuj3

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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers

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(317): I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers http://tfl.nu/7izq

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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug

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(815): shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug http://tfl.nu/1b7i

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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.

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(989): I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made. http://tfl.nu/gowl

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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.

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(419): Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class. http://tfl.nu/zkx8

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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.

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(770): She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40. http://tfl.nu/qfdq

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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles

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(516): If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles http://tfl.nu/okmw

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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."

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(707): You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever." http://tfl.nu/rkii

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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out

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(603): gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out http://tfl.nu/5cup

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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family

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(780): Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family http://tfl.nu/lw7x

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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.

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(310): thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones. http://tfl.nu/qrwe

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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day

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(419): I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day http://tfl.nu/2i69

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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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We've made things harder for ourselves

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The struggle will be part of the fun

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(604): I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest (604): We've made things harder for ourselves (778): The struggle will be part of the fun http://tfl.nu/kjb3

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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?

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(610): How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too? http://tfl.nu/27f3

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