Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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