at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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