She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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