I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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