: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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