Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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