hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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