fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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