You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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