Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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