So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
