there was a trapeze. enough said
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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