And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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