Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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