Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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