So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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