At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.