Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS