I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
This is the high leading the old right now
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.