Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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