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(202): View more from Washington, DC

remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'

(301): View more from Maryland

Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango

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IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.

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(716): View more from New York

I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.

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(323): View more from California

Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.

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