i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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