So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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