3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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