this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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