I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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