Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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