new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The Olympian is in my bed
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize
