I've blown a few things in my day
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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