My brain says no but my pants say off.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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