Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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