Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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