Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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