hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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