i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You took a bar mat shot.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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