i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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