Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
DRUNK COOKIES
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