Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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