I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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