I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I want to be your penis for a week.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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