My boss' voice literally gives me gas
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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