so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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