naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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