ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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