This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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