I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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