please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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