if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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