Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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