the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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