I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.