I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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