okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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