Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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