thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I will pee on everything he values.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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