Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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